certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

sharkeisha:

we need to talk about this

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

charmancler:

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

*eats you out as a friend*